You are about to join a Fan Club that is over THREE THOUSAND members strong and they love FAT people. We’ve gotten so big, we had to rip the booths out and put table and chairs in.

So just what is this club? It’s a community of listeners from around the world and a newsletter that allows you to connect in a fat-friendly way. As a subscriber, you gain (and we don’t use the word gain often…) access to funny stories, exclusive content, merch discounts, and much more.

Membership is FREE and that’s the way we like it. And before you ask we don’t SPAM… We fry it and eat it. So we won’t overload your inbox with endless emails. We like to keep it simple, fun, and Fat-Free! And while we are on the subject of membership we won’t sell your information and your name and email are kept strictly confidential. You can review our privacy agreement by clicking here.

Now what are you waiting for? Joining is about as smart as the invention of the fast food drive-thru window.